Oltenia, the region I come from :))))
Oltenia has the largest drinking comunity in Europe. They are in a continuous competition with UK&Ireland. People here don`t drink water. An ancient scientist from the region discovered that water contains dangerous bacteria for health. They only drink red (local variety zaibar), white and rose wine, plum brandy (20-30 degrees called tzuica) and anything else with a drop of alcohol in it.
Geography
Oltenia is a picturesque land, laying between Jiu & Olt(the first writer of this article is a fool....coz oltenia is laying between Olt and Danube in the west (Mehedinti district)) rivers and Carpathians Mountain. Its Northern part is covered with hills and man-made lakes, while its Southern part is covered with vast plains. Although the historical province lies only between the rivers, those that live on the Eastern bank of Olt River are also called Oltenians and they are considered to be the pinnacle of Oltenian human evolution.
Its official capital is Craiova, but lately the most famous city in Oltenia is Caracal, the place where the proverbial "cart full of idiots" ("caru' cu prosti") had an accident, thus all the idiots ended up in this city,
Density of Oltenians (recommended by European Union) 1 per office (regardless of the office area). The above number was obtained after many years of research by the specialists from University of Daily Shit, US.
Fauna
The land initially (few thousands years BC) was covered by forests. Then one day one Oltenian had problems with the stomach because of bad water. They decided to replace the forests with vineyards. Once Burebista decided to cut all the vineyards as the Oltenians were very thirsty and continuously in a happy mood. Oltenians forced Burebista to drink water and as a consequence the vineyards are still there.
There are plenty of animals around hares, pheasants, ducks, dears, boars, etc. Oltenians love them. Ussualy on a grill with plenty of wine.
People
Oltenians are a proud and ancient race, descending from Burebista the Hairy's elves that escaped the Romans. Their intelligence is well known, and all of them are natural born leaders. This innate ability to rule other people makes them leave their beloved land, because there is no one to lead there, since everyone is a boss. This characteristic also makes them easily recognizable, apart from the leak(praz) smell: if you shout "boss!" on the street, there are 99% chances that the ones who turn their heads are Oltenians. They usually have long necks, so they can see leadership opportunities better, even if the boss job is beyond the mountains.
Because they are very fast they talk using Present Perfect Tense which is as a label of them. in this way you can recognize them easy. If you hear them you better run else you will have them as leaders asap.
Since the competition for leadership is so fierce in Oltenia, the Oltenians usually build round houses, so the neighbours can't gossip around the corners.
Due to the huge ussage of leak and Present Perfect Tense some historians have advanced the hypothesis of common roots with the Brits. However no evidences were found.
Religion
Oltenians are very superstitious people who are still afraid of the local monsters, especially the strigoi. Oltenia has a a lot of old churches and monasteries, including the newely opened "Dintr-un Lemn de Bambus" budist shaolin kung-fu monastery, located deep in the mountains of northen Oltenia. People living in these parts are very fond of magic.The village Strehaia is well known for its gipsy witches who use mercury,herbs and bat wings for their potions.(me again! the first writer forgot dragon tails, a black cat's pooh, some lizards claws and stuff like that )
Personalities
The number of personalities in Oltenia is equal with N+1, where N is the total number of Oltenians in www +1 because of Mircea Dinescu who is not an Oltenian but he bought a house in Oltenia and act as one.
Mihai Viteazu (Michael The Brave) (aka Amza Pelea in 19eighties and Gigi Becali 20noughties). He was the first one who realised a merger between all small Romanian farms in 1600. The merger dissapered in the .com crash only one year after. An investigation of Serious Crime Division showed that he got the money to start from prostitution. (A young and rich Venitian girl -let us call her X- felt in love with the poor Oltenian and gave him the money to start his own buisness. At that time the only job on the market was that of CEO of Walachia and he bought it with the money from X. The rest is history).
Tudor Vladimirescu famous guerrilla fighter in 1821. He did not listen his mother advice "Never befriend the Greeks". The Greeks sold him to the Turks and they killed him. He died famous.
Petrache Poenaru - another famous Oltenian. Nobody knows exactly his job. He is one of the most hated man in the world. He invented the fountain pen.(Do you remember how difficult was to learn to write?). He was born in 1799 a litlle bit too late for the French Revolution. However he was Tudor Vladimirescu's secretary during 1821 insurgency. After they lost the fight he realised that he was not born for guerrilla. He decided to study. He got a new pair of hand made pork skin boots and a sheep fur coat&hat (nobody remembers the designer). He bought a notebook, ink and feathers (goose, not Mount Blanc). With all this he went to Viena. The journey was long and full of adventure (we will not narate it here). He had to bribe the custom officials because he did not have the papers to show that the pigs and sheeps used to make his clothes were killed humanly. He started to study Physics and Mathematics at University of Techmology from Viena. During a first year students party he met a young woman. He really liked her and decided to unlock her castity belt (German locks do not resist to Oltenian keys). Her husband (let us call him Y) suspected something. Y found few blue spots on her dress and suspected that was someone from the royal family. But when the DNA analysis came from the lab they told him that was ink. The poor Oltenian student was in danger and all because of the leaking ink from feathers. The fourious Y beaten him. Petrache thought about a revenge. The initial data were: Oltenian 60 Kg, 1.65m tall, German 110 kg, 1.85 m tall solution destroy the feathers and invent something better and non-leaking. This is how the fountain pen was invented. He finished his life as Ministry of Education or something like in Romania.
Occupation
Having a real talent for leadership the main occupation is leading, whatever you can. Leading the State (Nicolae Ceausescu), leading the Government (Radu Vasile, Mugur Isarescu), leading Dinamo (Gigi Netoiu), leading you name it we find the person. But there are too many of them so they have to so something else too.
The services are well developed in the region. The retail sector is well known. 99% of the sector is dominated by e-bay and other e-commerce sites. The most sold items are virtual (mobile phones, bikes, cars, planes, countries). Banking sector is flourishing especially the Enforcements division. A large variety of techniques are used from classical (beatings, cut you fingers/hand, burn your car, kidnappings) to modern ones (half mirrors, blackmails, ...).
Another big sector is the mining sector (gold mining). This is highly dominated by women. As a recognition of women's merits in the sector the artists Kanye West and Jamie Fox have created a hymn for them Gold Digger.
Computer Science industry had a boom in the region. Web Design and Network Security are best developed. However DHL, UPS and other major parcel carriers are complaining that the sites developed in the area are 100% like theirs the only difference being the IP. Few millions users of yahoo, hormail and e-bay are complaining about their accounts being cracked.
In the last years the specialists in economy observed a high tendency in outsourcing. Nowdays the Oltenians have broken the barriers of space and they do their occupations anywhere where people are stupid enough to believe them. (still me! the first writer means all over the world!)
Education
Since an early age (7-8) children are send to school (parents had enough of them). Here they learn how to smoke, curse, play football, how to avoid work and other useful tricks for an easy life. The rest of them (1%) in between two pints of beer learn mathematics, physics or computer science.
Arts are very important in Oltenia. There everybody can sing. After few glasses of wine they remember the saint duty as members of Drunk Philarmonica of Oltenia and they start rehersals or even concerts.
Sport
The greatest football team in the world is Universitatea Craiova. The football team is in the second league (ok they promoted to first league), but the boss Adrian Mititelu said that Universitatea Craiova will win the Champions League in three years... That's happen only a year after this football team was posted for auction on e-bay by its former boss Dinel Staicul.







There is a while since then, but I just received the pictures taken and memories invaded my thought.
I was told that I look sad in the pictures, but how could I have been when there were my last moments before ending the amazing experience? Each hour that was passing was pushing my feelings to maximum sensitivity ... 





















